I just had to brush my teeth to prevent myself from eating any more tonight. It is a definite end point. I would never dare disobey the Listerine instructions.
I wonder what it is like to eat an Airborne capsule without first dissolving it in water. I have it on good authority that it is an intense experience.
My Crim Pro casebook is titled "Criminal Procedure and the Constitution." The front cover prominently displays a picture of the Declaration of Independence. The document depicted is clearly dated "July 4, 1776." I find this hilarious and am contemplating alerting the publisher.
Tomorrow is February, the month where my apartment building gets to stiff me on rent.
....i didnt know you were supposed to dissolve those tablets first....
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