Bed Time

7 am wake up today to help out with the First Year Moot Court Competition. I am exhausted, and this will be brief.

Tonight I had the most satisfying drink of apple juice of my life. I realized that virtually all of what I drink is water or contains caffeine or alcohol. I am recommitting myself to non-drugged, flavored beverages. Thank you, Nantucket Nectars.

Red Sox just lost their first three games of the season. Alright...this is bad. We have to pull together boys.

You know who hasn't made a movie in a while? Osama bin Laden. Him and Mel Gibson are two people I am completely fine with retiring from their movie careers.

I still do not care about college basketball. Go UConn. I guess?

Do you think that there is actually a difference between like Lubriderm and Lubriderm Men? Or is it really just going to be the packaging?

5 Hour Energy is the silliest product. And I object to their advertising.

Note will be handed in tomorrow. Wham bam thank you ma'am. In the words of that stupid "Friday" song: "We so excited."

I Want A Brulee Torch

I learned how to make creme brulee. Be jealous. Or be my friend and benefit from my knowledge.

In first grade we had a presentation involving the "Scrubby Bear Club" about hand washing. I recently confirmed that this was a real thing and not a hallucination using the power of the internet.

On the train yesterday a woman standing behind me fixed my collar. I said "Thank you," because I am polite, but I was slightly unnerved.

"Better off Ted" is an amusing show. Thanks to Eva for giving me access to her Netflix account online. Sucker. I told her not to be surprised when "Memoirs of a Geisha" shows up on DVD at her house.

Listerine Assistance

I just had to brush my teeth to prevent myself from eating any more tonight. It is a definite end point. I would never dare disobey the Listerine instructions.

I wonder what it is like to eat an Airborne capsule without first dissolving it in water. I have it on good authority that it is an intense experience.

My Crim Pro casebook is titled "Criminal Procedure and the Constitution." The front cover prominently displays a picture of the Declaration of Independence. The document depicted is clearly dated "July 4, 1776." I find this hilarious and am contemplating alerting the publisher.

Tomorrow is February, the month where my apartment building gets to stiff me on rent.