I want to own a tortoise and a hare as pets. I would have daily races between them. I would also act as a bookie and take bets on the outcome. Could you really bet against the tortoise in light of that fable??? I really don't think many people could bring themselves to do it. Therefore, I think I could make a lot of money being a bookie. I'm betting on the fair. Good luck Aesop followers.
I would then follow that with races between a tortoise and a wig. (Get it?)
Alexander Hamilton knew what was up. Best founding father award. More awards to come depending on how bored I get.
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